i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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