i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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