You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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