I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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