My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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