Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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