I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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