I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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