Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i now understand why vodka
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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