i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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