I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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