Porn is love you can see.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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