dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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