What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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