I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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