People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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