How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
