we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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