How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I cockslap morals
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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