The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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