fuck your aforementioned shoe
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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