Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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