just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There r osticjed everywhere
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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