I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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