How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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