I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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