Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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