Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
