respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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