For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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