i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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