I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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