idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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