do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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