Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I party with great urgency now.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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