You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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