Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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