I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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