why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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