Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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