the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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