So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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