gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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