Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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