Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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