on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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