btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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