it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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