i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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