If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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